Milang as Mr. Mommy...

As per requested by the two boys...

"Daddy, can you also draw Mr. Mommy...??"

After I finished the drawing, I asked Elon to show it to mommy to get what she has to say.

"Daddy, mommy said she doesn't have that thick eyebrows and long neck..."

"Ei, go and tell mommy she owes me some eyebrows and neck..."

Elon just looked at me in disbelief, "HUH!?"

(Coloring in the making, will post the finished drawing...)

Milang in few colors...

The shades make it easier to draw the eyes, he he he.

It's really good to have "undo" function that can let you go back to simpler and not so messed up state.

Milang in color...

A quick picture trace using a Wacom tablet. I still can't get the same feel as when using real pencil and paper. Really must use it more often...

Ha ha, and I can see my shoes...

Before. Ha ha, I won, I won. Thanks to my gout, ha ha, it's 50 bucks. The gout costs me around $36 for two times doctor visits, I still can get $14. Oh yeah, I can claim my $36 back from my company that means, hmmn I can still have my 50 bucks for sumptuous dinner... he he, ei gotta treat my self... prawn, beef, peanuts, ice-cold beer... yulp, yulp...

It's a big mark and I don't like it...

Puhhtnang#@#!#@!#~!*%$.... TEN POINT SIX, I don't know what measurement is that but that's the quantity of my uric acid. It's not on the high side, it's beyond the high side, the minimum-maximum reference is 3.5-7.6.

"Nez ngonmirms your GOUT...", my doctor said then looked at the wall behind me, made me touched my face.

"Ei doc I'm still alive right?".

"Of ngorz, mat you mat nake nes heriously..."

"Lai dat? Then what now?"

"You really matno your hexercise en amoid nez ngaind of mood..........."

"@#!@#kinangiyan! Can you take out your mask...??", no, I didn't said that.

Yeah, right diet and regular exercise, these could give me healthy body, nice body, and maybe more chicks to my life.
This blood test result really weakened my knees, or maybe I'm just hungry.

enemies trapped inside your fence...

Some facts about wearing masks...

• Those people uncomfortable in wearing mask may have bad breath problem. They must be avoided to talk to closer even after the flu scare.
• Concentrated bad breath can make you fainted, and a bad fall can cause you death.
• You can still smell your own fart if you trap it inside your palm and open closer to your nose. That means you're not protected from irritation when a smelly fellow get closer to you.
• More people are look-alike when they are wearing mask. When all are wearing masks, move away your wife from her kins.
• When wearing mask, most people seem to have flat noses. :-)

Gout: Strike two...

Ey men, this is the second time and terribly more painful than the first time. And it came nagging me about those promises I did after the first time. I'm heavier now than before and the last five weeks are heavily loaded with gout-enemy foods. I need to remember it again, I must watch my diet and will do something to manage my weight, this time I will do it, promise....

BTW, my doctor gave me these and I can walk again in three days. :-)
1) Amoxicillin (Moxilen) 250MG CAP (Two to be taken 3x daily) - Antibiotic
2) Colchicine 500 MCG Tab(Blister) (One to be taken 3x daily) - Gout
3) Diclofenac 25MG Tab (One to be taken 3x daily) - Pain Killer
4) Hydrosil Tab (One to be taken 3x daily) - Antacid

can you also draw me with my omnitrix and my PSP...?

"Here Mikko, with your omnitrix..."
"Daddy!, where is my PSP??"
"Oh, your PSP? I put it inside your pocket."
"So people can't see??"
"Yes."
"Okay."

they've been addicted to Ben...

"Daddy, can you draw me with my omnitrix...?"

Since then, the noise level goes up and there seems more than two kids playfully fighting in the house. But yeah, it's really fun having these Bens messing around.

i'm talking Daddy, what will I get...?

Reward system. Ha ha, next time maybe they will ask something in return if they blink their eyes...

kids do have answers to their questions...

I stopped giving made-up answers to their silly questions since they've learned to create their own made-up versions.

Daddy, teacher say shorter hair is nicer...

Thirty bucks, that's how much I can save every time I cut my two boys' hair. I bought electric hair clipper but they don't like the brrrrring sound of it. So it's always like, "ey! look there!", then I will quickly cut on the safe side using the traditional barbers' scissors and thin comb. Sometimes mommy, grandma, and aunt are all together helping to hold their head still. But no matter how we do, they will always end up with a messed-up but at least shorter hair.

They gave you uncalled answer and yet you smile...

"Ei boy, please enough playing your PSP, you must study and read your books. You agreed, after an hour you'll read your Kid's Dictionary, your Animal book, your Yamaha homework and your Chinese book. Ey, you haven't touched those since morning..., what?"

Do they know your real name...??

Digital coloring courtesy of "By2naz".

In my parent's neighborhood where I grew up, some people don't want to hear their real name. Some prefer not to be called using anything else while some love to respond only to their preferred nicknames. I remember you can actually upset someone by using his real name. Anyway, let me share with you some of the common tags/nicknames and salutations that we used to avoid first name basis calling.

1) Amapo - father
2) Inaypo - mother
3) Tutoy/Utoy - small boy (Totoy is abbr. of Butotoy)
4) Ineng - small girl
5) Tukmol - smaller boy that can't hit you back
6) Brenda - Bernardo

A lot more..., ey in few weeks time Amapo is coming over, my name will be changed to Idwen.

you can keep talking, but kids will learn by themselves...

...since then, Elnot must at least smell my beer or wine before he go away from it.

I will try to spend all these savings away...

Four months passed since I planned I'll do something to trim down my tummy. Yes, four months and I still got the same shape, the shape that always get me noticed, ha ha ha (u-lol). Okay, my tummy line is less 40inches and here's the plan: 1) I will save a spare 50bucks in 3-mos time, 2) and I will do all physical exercises I know to slim it down to at least 34inches or else my friend will take my 50bucks... hmmnn, yeah, not really a big deal...

Notes:
1) 30 mins fast cycling every morning (Pasir Park)
2) juggles my dumbbells every other day after work
3) 30 mins walking with my wife every other day after dinner (maybe I'll carry her)
4) 50 kms cycling to East Coast with Tolits & Rolan (every weekend)
5) eat less fatty foods
6) eat more fruits and vegetables

Correction: My tummy don't have nipple...

Internal code interpreter is not yet working...

We started teaching them with our broken English, and just started picking up broken Tagalog...

...regular slice...

Most of the time, 20 minutes is a good bargain...

Hey! That's my sword...

Most violated Daddy's rules:
1) Don't fight with your brother.
2) Don't eat on the bed.
3) Don't play in front of Daddy's TV.

Don't always blame the sugar...

One time Mommy yell at Mikko, "Hey! MIK-KELLL, will you please stop running...??, Mikkel yell back at her...

Color Test #5...

Testing Elnot's new coloring pencils... a bit hard but it can color... I missed my smooth crayola when I was in grade school.

Swollen lips, broken sounds...

When we were little boys, barrio fiesta was one of the most awaited time of the year. In my hidden barrio, fiesta could mean a lot of happenings - Flores de Mayo, dance parties, drinking sessions, amateur singing contests, lots of foods, lots of relatives and friends, people from other places, perya, sarswela, and many other interesting things. Most of them enjoyed by more matured folks, but us kids, we will patiently wait for the marching band, we will then follow behind, and there playing our own newly created instrument. Real fun.

I had wished I was born with longer legs...

The bigger boys always got the faster horse, ha ha ha, we also make the sound of the footsteps. I can almost imagine the real thing..., the slowing down footsteps followed by neigh mimicking shout then the bursting snorts... ha ha ha, crazy boys.

Be careful to smash my eyeglasses...

Go on, you can smash my eyeglasses but I could still see you to smash your ass. I can still remember the pride whenever I could make a perfect fit. Through these materials we can also do rings, whips, square balls, sun-hat, and many more...

Happy 2009 to everyone...

Happy New Year!! everyone..., do you have any new year's resolution to share? I've got a few things I want to accomplish for this year, one of them is to control my kasibaan.