My wife likes Winnie the Pooh and it's affecting me...

I get noticed because of my getting-bigger tummy, and now I'm trapped in between, Am I going to the gym or I'll just eat more. Both ways I'll get noticed, yeah which one, small-sized shirt or oversized jersey?? Either one is cool men.... ha ha ha.

"Color Test #4" (watercolor > printed downloaded disney page > bond paper)